Five. Ive always hated the number five. Five school days a week, five toes on each of my feet, five times Ive woken up cold and covered in random liquids. Five is the number of man, Hitlers favorite number, the number of beaches at the Normandy invasion, and its prime. I hate five almost as much as I hate sleeping in the same room as Connor after eating Chili. Today was the fifth day of our Alaskan Adventure. It will surely be remembered by whoever is currently reading this blog. I laughed, I cried, I slept, I saw bugs, and I wrote a paper. By Alaskan standards today was great, mostly because no one died.
I was clearly chosen to write the fifth and most important blog detailing our journey because of my well-known eloquence and beauty, not to mention my modesty. This historical moment of history was marked by two important things, those being: we saw whales and it was the worst day of Jon’s life. I can almost guarantee that no one in my entire group of fellow pilgrims had a day similar to mine.
As a child of nature, I can appreciate God’s works for what they are and Im a firm believer that you can find beauty almost anywhere. This being said, I was not too impressed by the whales we saw today. Many in my group would disagree and that is because they are better people then I am. Looking back, I regret every moment I spent playing cards and not looking at those glorious sea tanks. I just feel that they were not quite special enough to have a whole blog written about them. The more important things happened in the evening after.
After five days we have all gotten used to the yellow tap water and the helicopter sized mosquitoes and the complete and total lack of personal space and we have begun to notice new things. Tommy and I discovered that the best gyros in the entire world can be found in downtown Juneau and that the greatest weakness to a teenage boy is Cosmo. Not all the things that we discover are good though. For instance, Katie should not drink Monster, Connor never wears underwear when he should, Mrs. Ramsey sometimes thinks I am a semi-sane person, and walking up a mountain with Willie is the worst (bells). After all these things, I am almost positive that we will not be invited back to Alaska.
Back to the more important stuff, a caffeine-fueled game of ultimate was quickly followed by a joyous reunion with our cell phones. Bob made chili. Yum. Jon and I inspected several rocks, we spied on Grace and Connor; hilarity ensued. The overall mood at the time betrayed no sense that this evening would be more dramatic then most. (Used to hook the reader)
Our nightly meetings took an unexpected turning on this night probably due to the intense caffeine usage and lack of sleep. What emerged was a surge of raw, uncontainable emotion that spilled from every single pore of every single member of our oh so humble group of pilgrims. Several of us just seemed to let themselves go and spilled our fears and joys relating to their relationship with God, myself included. I feel as if I shall never be able to do justice to this event with my limited vocational ability. Perhaps I shall get Colin to translate this into Genius. Our normally insane group of miscreatants turned into a selfless band of soul-spilling religious buffs. I can only hope what was said can help my friends improve their lives because I know I was touched by what was said and unsaid. Willie, thats whats up.
The most important thing that happened to me today is that I realized that I do not wish to leave this place. I have a gorgeous and perfect girlfriend at home and I have waited a year and a half for her and what I feel with her is the closest Ive ever been to love. My soul is crushed more and more every day I dont get to be with her and I must say my life at home is not too shabby at the moment. And yet, when I leave this place, I will be filled with sorrow. These people seem to accept me for who I am, mainly because they are as messed up as I am. Love these guys.
Suffice to say a blog will never describe what has and will continue to happen in Alaska. Hopefully this will make some sort of sense to anyone reading it but if it doesnt I honestly dont care. Talk to me in person, it makes more sense.
Oh yeah and Jon, the dead guy really did get shot in the face, you figured it out. Feel the thunder, Captain planet unite.